WORLD Cup finals are, I think, like birthdays – less memorable the older you get. In both cases, I haven’t yet reached the stage where I actively dread them, but I suspect I’m getting there. Read the rest of this entry »
URU 2 GER 3: Experts and adverts
July 10, 2010AS Chris Coleman has said time and time again: “I tell you what.” So I will tell you what. This World Cup has missed Martin O’Neill’s punditry. Read the rest of this entry »
GER 0 ESP 1: Thoughts on a psychic octopus
July 7, 2010THE one thing that really gets me about Paul the psychic octopus – apart from the fact that he’s a psychic octopus, and called Paul – is that his method for predicting the outcome of Germany’s matches appears to make no allowances for draws. Read the rest of this entry »
URU 2 NED 3: All I want for Christmas is a Uruguay away kit
July 6, 2010MESSAGE to whoever is running the Sports Direct shop at the Trafford Centre: £40 for a Brazil replica shirt is not ‘mega value’, whatever your price tags might say. Did you not pay any attention to Friday’s quarter-final against Holland? Read the rest of this entry »
PAR 0 ESP 1: Penalties all round
July 3, 2010WE used to play Single Cuppies in our lunch break when I was at junior school. (Do I have to explain the rules? OK. One goalkeeper, several players all trying to score in the same goal, you’re through to the next round if you score, last outfield player remaining is eliminated. It was brilliant.) Read the rest of this entry »
ARG 0 GER 4: The won’t of God
July 3, 2010I DON’T want to start getting all religious on your ass – not at the quarter-final stage of a World Cup. It would be a very unpleasant spectacle. But if there is a God, I suspect he or she has better things to do than worry about the outcome of football matches. Read the rest of this entry »
URU 1 GHA 1 (pens 4-2): Gambling for beginners
July 3, 2010GLENN Hoddle was wrong – penalties are not a lottery. Well, except in England’s case, where the odds of winning a shoot-out are roughly 14 million to one. But a lottery implies a test of luck, whereas what Barry Davies always used to call “a penalty competition” is distinct as a test of nerve. Read the rest of this entry »
NED 2 BRA 1: Calamity Phil
July 2, 2010ANY self-respecting Serie A fan will tell you that Felipe Melo was an accident waiting to happen. That’s because the Brazilian defensive midfielder holds an award which declares him a worse footballer than every single member of Italy’s World Cup squad. Read the rest of this entry »